HERE COMES CHRISTMAS
Here comes Christmas One year too soon One final holiday gone to ruin Here comes Christmas Dead from the cold I'm feeling crotchety, glum, and old Someone decided this day would be fun Someone who I choose to shun Out on the sidewalk the carolers sing Incessant bells they do ring (Fa lala la la) Here comes Christmas Let's kill a tree Let's make a mockery by decree One more Christmas What's my desire? What will incinerate in the fire Re-gifted, recycled, rock hard fruitcake Must be some kind of mistake One more bad Christmas, heartless and cruel Here I sit eating my gruel (Fa lala la la) |
There was a snowman Well liked by other snowmen He was impeccably dressed He was an actor But it was not a factor When his warm personality Caused his fatality And now, silence... Save for one voice... Telling me snowmen have no choice "Love," she said, "Please, have no remorse" It's Mother Nature setting her course Warming and thawing my icy facade I'm feeling frightfully odd Give me a second, I need to relax I've an urge to go shopping at Saks Ok, whatever, I give in, you win! Oh what an asshole I've been (Oh no! Fa lala la la) |
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